EXCLUSIVE! Leaked phone call between Nick Clegg and Rupert Murdoch revealed!

Pride's Purge

(Satire?)

EXCLUSIVE TO PRIDE’S PURGE!

Our fearless reporter, Tom Pride, has managed to hack into Rupert Murdoch’s private cell phone and record this remarkable conversation between Nick Clegg and Rupert Murdoch.

Here’s the transcript of their conversation in full:

Clegg: Hi Rupert. It’s Nick.

Murdoch: Nick who?

Clegg: Nick Clegg.

Murdoch: Give me a clue.

Clegg: Deputy Prime Minister.

Murdoch: Which country?

Clegg: The UK.

Murdoch: Oh, right. What is it Nick? I’m busy.

Clegg: Just a quick one.

Murdoch: I’m Rupert, not Rebekah.

Clegg: Oh yes, very good, very droll. Just wanted to run something past you.

Murdoch: I’m waiting.

Clegg: OK. Well, you know you’ve been getting advice from former and present prime ministers on how to deal with the hacking scandal?

Murdoch: I’m still waiting.

Clegg:  I wondered if maybe you might like…

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